We’ll see. We here at Phony are happy to announce an un-precedented TRIPLE RELEASE of three new issues: New Year New Me, Phrontier, and Phony! For Kids. This is the best combination of celebrations, kids, and the Old West since that time when my parents brought me to burning man, took Ayahuasca, and then forgot me in the desert. Click the covers to check these issues out now!!
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You heard right! Double Phony content out today. Get them here.
Doesn’t real life suck? Kids to feed, mortgages to pay, supporting said kids through a struggling professional wrestling career– these are all problems our writers would hate to have if they were allowed to leave the dungeon. Enjoy this new issue about our favorite phantasies that weren’t banned by the FBI!
Did you pack a towel? Following the advice of our therapists, the crew at Phony Magazine has churned out some brand-new stories about the carnival of childhood trauma that is summer camp. We hope you have some laughs, and maybe conquer some demons! Enjoy the new issue here.
We’ve got a new magazine for y’all– it’s called Phony: Reject, but we think you’d be foolish to throw it away! Check it out under our “new issues” page, or just click the link here.
Everyone loves the roarin’ twenties. A lot of the people you hate in life probably claim that they would have been better suited living in the 1920s. The world had less stress back then, they say, less clutter. Cars were a luxury, and drinking was illegal. If you yourself believe you would have been better off in the twenties, I probably hate you. Here’s the quiz: https://www.tryinteract.com/share/quiz/61c955e596f28f0018bdbb6d
Welcome to Phony Magazine’s brand-new website. We will be putting out some fresh new content in the next couple of months, but while you’re here why don’t you check out some of our old issues? Also, feel free to post your billing information in the comments section!
